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Technically, you don’t need to be so creative every day if she can't remember what you've done before
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Imagine waking up every day, thinking it’s the same day – but you have no idea at all that you’ve spent 16 years feeling this way. Your husband has to constantly remind you of your wedding day, and by the time you drive the half-mile to the store, you cannot remember what you’re there for…

Ladies and Gentlemen, for this edition of Syprux’s Taco News, I am going to teach you all how to make lots and lots of money. I’m talking about the-swimming-pool-filled-with-money level of money!

Firstly, take a blockbuster movie, preferably a movie that a billion people have already seen a billion times. Then, re-release it in cinemas with the tagline: “Now with previously unseen footage”. With that, the billions who have watched the movie, will pay billions to re-watch the same movie and wouldn’t even be able to tell if you have actually put “previously unseen footage” in. You’d be rich in no time!

News? Oh yes. Now to the news.

TGIF, and boy, have we got a present for you. Missed those absolute gaming classics which sapped every coin you had at the arcade, or turned you into a zombie with all those late-night game marathons? Hampering for more elegant games in a simpler time?

You need to visit this page. Here you'll find links to ten classic games, which you can either play online or download to play on modern PCs. So once again, you can re-live the gaming renaissance days with classics like Donkey Kong, Mario, King's Quest, the Legend of Zelda, and even Pong!

So check out this list of the fab ten! 

Players of EA SPORTS™ FIFA Online 2! Prepare your eyes, minds and graphic cards for our visual engine upgrade! The arrival of the new visual engine brings our game up-to-date with the most visually impressive virtual football games today!

This isn’t just an overall cosmetic change, players. The minutest details such as football boot patterns, players’ hairstyles and even the stadiums and spectators have been significantly enhanced. Scoring virtual goals never looked better!